with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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