Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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