I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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