omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Fuck appropriateness.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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