Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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