Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
