How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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