In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Randomize