I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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