the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
