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carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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