So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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