I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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