How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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