Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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