What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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