Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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