im gay
i know
yea but for you.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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