my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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