I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm sobbing to NWA
i believe in u and ur pee
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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