the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
nutella sex= disaster
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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