i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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