There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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