I need help removing her.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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