ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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