You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
BRING THE BAGELS
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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