I never want to see another naked old woman again.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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