mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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