you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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