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say what?
wanna hang out?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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