dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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