I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
As shirtless as possible
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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