porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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