5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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