i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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