You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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