Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I deserve this hangover.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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