wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
How does one acquire holy water?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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