Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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