if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sext me about skeletons
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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