I'm drive I can fine osifer
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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