redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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