If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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