there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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