Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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