are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Text me some of your sweat
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
