Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
