I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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