Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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