She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
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Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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