i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
