i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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