Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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