Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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