If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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