I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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