Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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